melles:

Hello, we met eyes a couple of times. You moved seats a couple times and I know I had my chance, but I didn’t go for it. So, here’s to the next one. 

Maybe we’ll bump again. 

iloveaidengrimshaw:

OH GOD, SWIPE THE HARDRIVE. OH GOD, BURN THE WHOLE THING

“LEMME JUST CHECK SOMETHING REAL FAST BEFORE YOU GO ON IT”

•  I LOG OUT OF EVERYTHING
• DELETE THE HISTORY    

omfg THIS

(Source: iwillheartyou)

desreetheclown:

When you want to tell someone something funny and you’re all like:

And they have no idea what the hell you are trying to say, so they’re like:

And you try to compose yourself, but can’t:

So now they’re like:

And you end up having to tell them the joke later.

All the time!

(Source: thatgirland)